This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
HELP I AM CRY
my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron
he looks like a mexican sasuke
Sasuque
- (We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
- TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
- Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
- TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
- Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
- Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
- TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
- Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
- (Everyone starts laughing.)
- TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
- (Everyone groans.)
- TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
- (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
- Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
- TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
- (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
- Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
- (At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
- Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
- (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
- Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
- Entire Class: “MAAATH!”
- Professor: “MAAAAATH!”
- Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”
- Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”
- (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
- Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”
This made me chuckle. Lol
This is an interaction between my roommate and myself after she watched the first episode of Scrap Teacher.
I couldn’t help but share what is probably the most exciting synopsis EVAR.
OMG VALERIE *dying*
*crying* omg
IKR
Taisuke: It’s bad brother! Shii is working as a cam girl! She’s practically showing her underwear and handing out fliers!
Koichi: What are you saying? Today’s a workday, right? What about work?
Taisuke: She quit because of a Post-it!
Koichi: She quit?! She quit and is handing out Post-its?!
Taisuke: No, there was a Post-it on her face.
Koichi: A Post-it on her face?!
Taisuke: So then, she quit her company and is a cam girl right now.
Koichi: What’s a cam girl?
Taisuke: You don’t know what a cam girl is?! It’s an abbreviation of campaign girl!
Koichi: Ah, ah right! A Post-it campaign?
Taisuke: I told you, the Post-it was…
Koichi: So, she had a Post-it on her face, and now she’s distributing them?
Taisuke: Brother, forget I said anything about Post-its. Your precious little sister is standing in the street pretty much showing her underwear! Not only that, but she’s passing things out!
Koichi: Post-its?
Taisuke: CONDOMS!
- God: I love all my children equally.
- [Earlier in the Bible]
- God: I don't care for Job.
#why was i put on this earth #what is the meaning of life hedwig #you’re an owl #you’d know
